Should I address my absence or not even attempt to justify it? The latter seems much more enticing, especially since I am short on time [although not short on inspiration]. Perhaps we can skip over the formalities and I can introduce you to my new friend you’re about to see a lot of.

No, not the tall, dark, and handsome fella. [that’s Jonas by the way]

The star of the show, the 2017 Breezer Uptown—which is nothing short of sex on wheels. And no, they’re not paying me to write this. I am just actually impressed.

You see, I’ve had a thing with bikes lately. I clung on tight to a handsome surfer while on the back of a motorbike cruising through Bali. I nearly lost it riding a rental up hills on a tiny island in the Sea of Marmara off the coast of Istanbul. Then I hopped on a tandem with my little elf [that would be my best friend—she’s tiny] as we were vineyard hopping in the Finger Lakes in upstate New York. And when I was out of vacation days, the 2017 Breezer Uptown took me on a tour of SE DC, complete with sights of the Capitol and of SCOTUS [shout out to RBG].

And yeah, I may have fallen while we were shooting these photographs, but I take full responsibility. The 2017 Breezer Uptown treated me well, succeeding both as a stylish companion and as a reliable one.

What more can a [needy] girl ask for?

Photography by Chris Gabello of Standard Production for Breezer Bikes

P.S. thanks, Lenna, for thinking of me! 🙂